Saturday, October 9, 2010

Why I tolerate football

1- It makes daytime drinking ok (this alone, could be enough)

2- Chicken wings, pizza and nachos are my favorite foods and seem to be a staple at any viewing of any game

3- It makes me giggle when the commentater says things like "DB", "Sack" and "Tight End" (in other news, I'm immature)

4- I don't actually care about football at all so I'm never upset when "my team" doesn't win



So, In conclusion... I get to drink during the day and noone will judge me, eat copious amounts of unhealthy, albiet delicious, food and giggle at grown, manly men saying words that they would never say otherwise. The icing on the football cake? No disappointment. Ever. Unless of course they run out of chicken wings or beer. In which case, I'm leaving. Haha.

Go Team Go!

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