Happy Columbus Day!

Now, go buy some shit!

Evidently the way to celebrate the "discovering" of North America is to purchase a mattress! Why? I have no idea... perhaps Mr. Columbus really liked to sleep. All I know is that there are a lot of sales this weekend on things to sleep on and there are a lot of commercials promoting said sales.

So there you go America! Let's celebrate a day off from work by buying some stuff! Oh, and just to be 100% American, let's binge on junk food too!